Do you have friends who are whackjobs? Do they believe in PizzaGate? QAnon? Voter fraud? Have they stayed at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping? Did they storm the Capitol? Then maybe they deserve a conspiracy scale to show the world just how far gone they really are.
At this time, the generator uses Kool-aid in memory of those believers who perished in Jonestown, and applesauce, in memory of those who perished waiting for the Hale-Bopp comet with Heaven's Gate.
Below you can select the number of items, the scale (max 10), and the type (kool-aid pitchers or applesauce) and generate your image.